About us

Friends, if you need eggs, don't set around and brood! Come on down to Ernie's Egg Market and let Ernie lay 'em on ya! He's got A-1 large, B-1 large, B-2 large, but they can't be TOO large! Now you can crack up if you want to, this is just a little yolk. Ha, ha. Down here at The Egg Market, we're still trying to answer that age old question, "Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or Ernie?" So neighbors, think of Ernie for all yer egg needs!

He was as strange a thing as ever I saw, or ever I hope to see, God willing. He was a strange unearthly creature - a quivering, glistening mass...

He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

Exactly. And do you feel the urge to have an 8 pound, screaming larva rip its way out of your lower abdomen?  Y'see? Here, you and I are completely different life forms and it's just some sick cosmic joke that we have to share a planet.